I am not joking, my IP is cursed. Fully renovated house, 2 min walk to train station, bus stop round the corner, only 19km to the CBD, yet it has been sitting vacant for months on end!
Dropped the rent from $285 to $265 and still nothing. Funny thing is a house that's falling to bits with grass 4ft high down the street that's asking $290 will get rented over mine time and time again.
When my PM opens the house for the weekly inspection no one turns up. In 3 months only 1 couple have inspected the property. I could understand the IP being vacant because the people that have been applying aren't suitable but for no one to turn up has got me to believe it's cursed!
Christmas is round the corner so if it's not rented within a few weeks i imagine it's going to stay vacant till Feb.
The property is on the main websites, i can't see how changing PM's will be of any benefit as the new PM will just re list it on the same website.
Any one know of a good Priest in Melbourne? haha
Put the link up, let us have a squiz, you never know
Is your PM good?
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Email MeHi dwolfe, I’ll put the link on when I get home tonight. Can’t really fault pm, I’ve used the real estate for years now and always been good to me. She’s not too sure on the next move. People just not coming.
What did you do Joe to the area in the past?
Did you curse at someone or something maybe or It might want to talk to you?Sit in the house and wait and see
at least the bogeyman wont get you.
Say you are sorry to the house that might help
Have u tried the egg thing?
Or what about Sage?
IT must be something before people even ring the agent……
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Email MeAussieKiwi wrote:What did you do Joe to the area in the past?Did you curse at someone or something maybe or It might want to talk to you?Sit in the house and wait and see
at least the bogeyman wont get you.
Say you are sorry to the house that might help
Well while digging in the back yard to plant a tree I did dig up remains of a dog. What’s the Chance of that with 300sqm of yard! Could that be it Aussiekiwi?
DWolfe wrote:Have u tried the egg thing?
Or what about Sage?
IT must be something before people even ring the agent……
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Last week I sprinkled holy water all over the house straight from the catholic church. Don’t ask how I got it! Didn’t work, in fact made things worse cause its attracting ants.
PLC wrote:Which denomination Joe? Catholic, Orthodox, Witch Doctor?Just out of interest, what suburb are we talking about?
It’s in Laverton, melbourne. How do I find a witch doctor? I’m guessing It’s not as easy as opening the yellow pages?
Maybe bro but unsure did you reburied it esle where.The old lady that use to own it maybe looking for it in the after world.
Walk into the house and say sorry might help you know
What area is the house might have to do a physics reading.
Base on the figures you gave that is a hefty amount to carry brother
Hahahahaha LOL!
Maybe it's the Chi.
Maybe the tenants saw you, digging in the back yard. You know, at midnight. Then they saw the "Witch Drs R Us" van pull up…………..
Fuuuuunnnny!
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Email MeIs the curse a caveat or an easement? I'd be seeing my solicitor to see if he can get it lifted.
Seriously though, research the bible: get 1 goat/lamb, slit its neck and smear the blood around the door jamb and threshold of each entry. If the men in the white coats and the green Mercedes don't come and collect (you), then you may need to consider reducing the asking price (ie sacrifice it for six months, then seek a new tenant).
Or you could change strategy and get an open agency agreement with another agent, first to lease gets the management.
I’ve just painted the door jambs, I ain’t smearing blood! I should have smeared the blood of the dead dog before I painted.
I was thinking of the open agency agreement but it scares me as they will put any one in so they can be first.
DWolfe wrote:LOL!Maybe it's the Chi.
Maybe the tenants saw you, digging in the back yard. You know, at midnight. Then they saw the "Witch Drs R Us" van pull up…………..
Fuuuuunnnny!
D
Dwolfe seeing you do home staging whats your take on feng shui or what ever It’s called.
If they do, they have to manage them. So the agent will need to make sure that whoever they put forward is reasonable.
Actually I used to be a lot bigger on the Feng Shui deal than I am at the moment……. maybe that's why all my money has vanished!!!
Big no no's triangle shaped block, mountain right in front of house rather than behind, roads that lead directly into the front entrance way, a few other things like that.
Maybe your agent has not great photos up, maybe the blurb is not as good as it could be, maybe, maybe, maybe….
Chuck the link up, …. let's see…
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Email MeDoesn't get to the crux of why no people through the open tho?
What's stopping the people?
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Email MeAh Iknow what is wrong thought long and hard ?
It's HAUNTED LOL Laverton Melb was a old Military base just seen the history date's back to the late 1800's
Hahahahaha 
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