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>>:>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40
>>miles per
>>hour.
>>The wife is behind the wheel.
>>Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
>>voice.
>>"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
>>
>>The wife says nothing,
>>Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to
>>45 mph.
>>The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
>>of it,"
>>He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
>>And she's a far better lover than you are."
>>
>>Again the wife stays quiet,
>>But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the
>>speed to
>>55
>>He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
>>
>>Up to 60 .
>>"I want the car, too," he continues.
>>
>>65 mph.
>>"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
>>and the
>>boat!"
>>
>>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
>>This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
>>want?"
>>
>>The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
>>"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
>>"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>>
>>Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
>>The wife turns to him and smiles.
>>"The airbag."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Moral of the Story :
>>
>>Women are clever!!!
>>
>>Don't mess with them!!
>>
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