>>
>> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>>
>> 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>> (they don’t have enough time)
>>
>> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO
>>FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>> (they don’t stop to ask directions)
>>
>> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>> (because their balls fall over their
>>butt-hole and they vapor lock)
>>
>> (You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
>>
>> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>> (so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails
>>parties)
>>
>> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>> (you need a rough draft before you make a
>>final
>>copy)
>>
>> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET
>>SEAT DOWN?
>> (don’t know…..it never happened)
>>
>> And my personal favorite:
>>
>> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>> (because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
>>
>>
>> Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your
>>face and
>> Laughter! in your heart. …Then you are just
>>a sour old fart
[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.
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