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    Enjoy,

    >>
    >> >     A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough.
    >> >
    >> >After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
    >> >distress,  and  two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next
    >> >table turned to look at  her.
    >> >
    >> >Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.
    >> >
    >> >The woman signalled ‘No!’, desperately shaking her head.
    >> >
    >> >Kin ya breathe?” asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!
    >> >
    >> >With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her
    >> >dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and  down the
    >> >crack of her backside.
    >> >
    >> >This shocked the
    >>woman into such a violent spasm that the
    >> >obstruction
    >> >flew  out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
    >> >
    >> >Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
    >> >
    >> >Brian said in admiration “Ya know Kenzie, I’d heard of that bloody
    >> >Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody
    >> >do it.”
    [biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]

    There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
    2. People who watch what happens.
    3. People who wondered what happened.

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