PONDER THESE

> Subject: Ponder these
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Can you cry under water?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > How important does a person have to be before they are
>>>> > > considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but it’s only a
>>>> > > “penny
>>>>for
>>>> > > your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
>>>>were
>>>> > > buried in for eternity?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > What disease did cured ham actually have?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
>>>>would
>>>> > > be
>>>>a
>>>> > > good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies
>>>> > > wake up like every two hours?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>>>>binoculars
>>>> > > to look at things on the ground?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going
>>>> > > to
>>>>see
>>>> > > you naked anyway.
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>>>> > > horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
>>>> > > song about him?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
>>>> > > coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
>>>> > > but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
>>>>They’re
>>>>both
>>>> > > dogs!
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
>>>> > > why
>>>>didn’t
>>>> > > he just buy dinner?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>>>>vegetables,
>>>> > > what is baby oil made from?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
>>>>morons?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
>>>> > > same
>>>>tune?
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>>>> > > Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets
>>>> > > mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
>>>> > > head
>>>>out
>>>> > > the window?
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
>>>> > > first
>>>>place?
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There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.