An Australian calls up his Kiwi mate and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” The Kiwi asks, “What’s it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The Australian says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
The Kiwi decides to go over and help with the puzzle. The Australian lets him in and shows him where he has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to the Australian and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He leads the Australian across to the table and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a beer, and then….. ” he said with a deep sigh “Let’s put all these corn flakes back in the box.”
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