George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up
his
hand and George asks him what his name is.
“Billy.”
“And what is your question, Billy?”
“I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?” Just
then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they
will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh!
That’s right! – Question time. So who has a question?”
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is.
“Steve”
“And what is your question, Steve?”
“I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth,
>why
did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And Fifth, what the f*&@
happened to Billy?”CATA
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[email protected]Hello Cata,
Like it, like it very much.
Martin[biggrin]There are 3 types of people:1. People who make things happen.
2. People who watch what happens.
3. People who wondered what happened.[cowboy2] Very funny, love it. [cowboy2]
[cowboy2]Not sure if real stories should be pasted in Forum Frolic, though! Hehe! [biggrin] [cowboy2]
Celivia
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