A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a
fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!” and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She
explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate…
The grandmother says, “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your
rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
Happy Gardening.(This is too funny not to share)
CATA
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[email protected]HAHAHAHA yep too funny [biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]
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great one cata, it brings up horible thoughts of my grandmother though!!!!
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phone 0412 437 582I was reliably informed years ago from the rig pigs out in Quilpie and Eromanga that it’s a bit like a “handful of wet sand at the bottom of an old footy sock”. Couldn’t really comment myself.
Well my soldiers had different saying….
Like a couple of squeezed out toothpaste tubes…
A pair of thongs hanging down her front….
Sorry
Having breat-fed 3 kids (still going with no. 3) I can REALLY relate to Grandma (sigh). I used to have really nice rose-buds – my how times change. Someone famous once said “Time marches on – usually accross your face” and I guess it marches over your chin and down your chest[confused2].
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