Dont Mess With Old Farts

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>>>>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
>>>>chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
>>>>says, OK old fart, time for you to retire.”
>>>>
>>>>The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
>>>>these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me
>>>>have the two old hens over in the corner?”
>>>>The young rooster says, “Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
>>>>over.”
>>>>The old rooster says, “I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
>>>>around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
>>>>the entire chicken coop.”
>>>>The young rooster laughs. “You know you don’t stand a chance old man.
>>>>So, just to be fair I will give you a head start.” The old rooster
>>>>takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes
>>>>off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
>>>>and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5
>>>>inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>>>>The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
>>>>porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and BOOM!!!
>>>>He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head
>>>>and says, “Dammit… third gay rooster I bought this month.”
>>>>
>>>>Moral of this story…. Don’t mess with the OLD FARTS – age and
>>>>treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
>>>>
>>>
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