Women Talk

>Subject: FW: WORDS WOMEN USE
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> > FINE
> >
> > This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
> > and you need to shut up.
> >
> > FIVE MINUTES
> >
> > If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
> > only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
> > watch the game before helping around the house.
> >
> > NOTHING
> >
> > This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you
> > should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually
> > end in
>”Fine”
> >
> > GO AHEAD
> >
> > This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
> >
> > LOUD SIGH
> >
> > This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> > misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an
> > idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> > arguing with you
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> > over
> > “Nothing”
> >
> >
> > THAT’S OKAY
> >
> > This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
> > to
>a
> > man.
> > “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before
> > deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >
> > THANKS
> >
> > A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
> > you’re welcome.
> >
> > Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments
> > they
>
> > can
> > avoid if they remember the terminology!
> >
> > And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
> >
> >
> >
> > Oh, and before we forget .
> >
> > “Whatever”
> >
> > …it’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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