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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLYNote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentationTOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussionDIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support groupsLEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
“It’s not there!â€, You’ve moved it!†or “We’ve run out!†– Open forumDAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-playHEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentationREAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who didIS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulationLIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playingHOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniquesREMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to classGETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available[laugh4]HAHAHAHAHA!!! Great post! I wish it wasn’t a joke though because I really need to sign up to something like this.
Oh Sh&^&%T
I’m actually guilty of some of the above, I must be a man.
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phone 0412 437 582This was forwarded by a friend who had enough of
“the rules” from the female side.The Guys’ Rules
Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act lik> nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to,expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a clue!“Every generation needs a new revolution.” – Thomas Jefferson
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