Politics — smart kid

Politics

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, “What are POLITICS?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me explain it this way:

1. I’m the head of the family, so call me the “President.”

2. Your Mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the “Government.”

3. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the “People.”

4. The Nanny, we’ll consider her the “Working class.”

5. Your baby brother, we’ll call him the “Future.”

Now think about that and see if it makes sense to you.

So the little boy goes off to bed to think about what his dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diapers.

So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of POLITICS now.”

The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

The little boy replies, “The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh:t.”