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  • Profile photo of qwertyqwerty
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    Remember to pop this on the end of your corporate xmas cards!

    Merry Christmas,

    Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions.

    Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part, our best withes for a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the calendar year 2005 of the Christian Era, but with due respect for the calendars of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:

    This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the wishor’s discretion.

    This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

    This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the wishors to fulfil these wishes, nor any ability of the wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the part of the wishors that they in fact occur. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishors. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

    Profile photo of PropertyGuruPropertyGuru
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    Cheers
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