Thanks Brenda! I like that one- I alomost even smiled, but then I realised I don’t actually smile in 2004- I just use emoticons to express my feelings, so I don’t stretch my real life face, so I did this instead: [biggrin]
Point number 15 was the most pertinent, for me. My sister and I rarely talk anymore, but she is always sending me jokes from the net. So tonight, I rang her up and we talked for over an hour. Just as well I have a flat fee on my STD phone rates.
If you want to get out of a hole, first stop digging.
Yep Brenda, and you don’t feel very special when you get an email titled “FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:…”
I have a numbers thing… I have to remember so many numbers at work- photocopy code, office door code, STD access code, and I fear if I lose my work diary, then I lose my entire corporate memory [guilty]
Mu bunch of keys looks like I am a prison warden- but how does it happen that I forget that bunch of keys every few weeks and lock myself out of my house?
I also hate it when I answer my home phone with a catsbum voice and say “kay speaking”- it’s embarrassing!
And why do I have 4 email addresses? How many ether addresses do I need before I can feel at home?
I agree Brenda,
1. I don’t have a microwave. I have a microwave fireplace. When I get home I lay down in front of the fireplace for 3 minutes.
2. I press redial on my mobile phone now and it has a nervous breakdown.
3. Sometimes people can’t hear me because sometimes I’m in parenthesis.
4. I went and bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.
5. I parked my car in a tow away zone. When I got back the entire area was gone.
6. I got a ticket for speeding. I was told didn’t I know that the speed limit is 60 km and hour? I said yeah but I wasn’t going to be out that long.
Cheers,
Gatsby.
Here’s one doing the rounds about living in sydney:
“You can make more than $100,000 a year and still can’t afford a house; you never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it either; you order organic fruit and vegetables online, but eat takeaway every night, anyway; you spend more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine; your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he migrated to Australia; and, a great parking space can move you to tears.”
hehe- I like it ) Shallow mob we are.
kay henry
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