Hi LeighK,
This probably runs right off the rails so I thought it best that I start a new topic about books. Well I don’t know if it meets the criteria for successful CF+ properties, but here goes;
It’s Gatsby’s book club.
If people want to subscribe to it (and this means you Ali G) if you do subscribe, I’ll send the following books absolutely free!
‘Eat, run, stay fit and die anyway!’
‘Rid yourself of doubt, or should you?’
‘How to get a complete physical without getting undressed’
‘Self mutilation as an attention getter’
‘Tremble your way to fitness’
And if you buy these books off me I’ll send the following books on food absolutely free!
‘The intraveneous cookbook!’
‘The meaning of corn’
‘Fill your life with croutons’
‘The food coloring diet’
‘Cooking for the paralyzed’
‘Cooking with heat’
And if you join today I’ll also send the following books ABSOLUTELY FREE!
‘How to overcome fear without getting frightened’
‘Understanding people you’ll never meet’
…And finally, if you join today, you’ll also receive these books absolutely free!
‘Caring for the seated’
‘The lives of 6 extremely shorts Saints’
‘How to wave goodbye without using your arms and finally, ‘How to turn unbearable pain into extra income! So join now. Join Gatsby’s bookclub TODAY!
Regards,
Gatsby!!LOL!
(But I somehow feel I’m misssing the point.)
Cheers
SonjaOK so I read the next thread and now I get it. I like your sense of humour Gatsby!
Hi Sonja,
Actually you didn’t miss the point. I didn’t have one. I, ergh, just ran out of material? Thanks. I’m glad someone here likes my humour. You’re probably the only one on this forum. Then again, I do like to reminisce with total strangers(?).
Cheers Sonja,
Kind regards,
Gatsby!
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