Blonde Jokes

RIVER WALK
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”

DEAD BMW
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,> “What’s the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor” She asks,
“How often do I have to do that?”

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!”

EXPOSURE
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” She says,

“Why officer?”
“Because your breast is hanging out,” he says. She looks down and says,
“OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!”

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
“We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
“You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the
Russian.To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

MAN’S BEST FRIEND>

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,

“Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HelOOOooo,” answered the blond.
“They’re watch dogs!”

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