Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive hearth attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started runing all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”
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That reminds me a little of the anecdote that if Karen Carpenter had have eaten the ham sandwich Momma Cass ate, both would still be alive today. Mine’s a bit (a lot) tackier than yours, but so am I :o)kay henry
That reminds me a little of the anecdote that if Karen Carpenter had have eaten the ham sandwich Momma Cass ate, both would still be alive today. Mine’s a bit (a lot) tackier than yours, but so am I :o)You must be logged in to reply to this topic. If you don't have an account, you can register here.
