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  • Profile photo of dorkyboydorkyboy
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    If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and he died, what would they put on his coffin??[blink]

    Profile photo of aussierogueaussierogue
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    too late – he is dead!

    Profile photo of kay henrykay henry
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    A lid?

    kay henry

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    I assume that the “they” are Greenpeace or some similiar environmental group.

    And they put a sign saying “Save the Trees” on top.

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    Nuh Kay has it correct.

    “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but better to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming . …… Hell, what a trip !!”

    Profile photo of aussierogueaussierogue
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    yep – i go with kay

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    Wouldn’t they put dirt on his coffin cause a coffin isn’t a coffin without a lid?!

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Kay is correct!

    1. WHATS A RECTANGLE WITH WHEELS ?

    2. How do you get rid of varnish ?

    3. What has four eyes and a mouth ?

    4. What can you make that can’t be seen ?

    5. Have you heard about the joke about the wall ?

    6. What is yellow and goes click click ?

    7. What is a mermaid ?

    8. What kind of cans are there in Mexico ?

    9. Where does Tarzan buy his clothes ?

    10. What lives in a pod and is a kung fu expert ?

    11. What is big hairy and can fly ?
    King Kongcorde !

    Kind regards

    Jet Dollars
    Retire Young, Retire Rich . . . REALLY? . . . I didn’t know that!

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