Enjoy, Diane
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does
> > he
> > become disoriented?
> > If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from
> > Holland called Holes?
> > Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?
> > Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> > If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> > If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> > Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to
> > begin
> > with.
> > When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?
> > Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
> > Drives a
> > race car not called a racist?
> > Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
> > Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> > Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety one”?
> > If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow
> > that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
> > deranged,
> > models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
> > Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> > No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
> > If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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