Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely
see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along,
they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just
went on
through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing
it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light.”
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light
was
red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red,
but
was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red,
and
they blew right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know that
you ran
through three red lights in a row? You could
have killed us.”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh *HECK*! Am I driving?”REDWING
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