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Subject: FW: Shopping tips
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> How to alleviate boredom at Big W while your significant other is taking
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> or her sweet time:
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> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they
> aren’t looking.
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> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
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> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in
> Homewares . . . and see what happens.
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> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M’s on lay buy.
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> 6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll
> invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
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> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why
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> you people just leave me alone?”
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> 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
> nose.
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> 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
> “Mission Impossible.”
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> 11. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different
> size funnels.
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> 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME,
> PICK ME!”
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> 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the Fetal
> position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!” And last but not
> least:
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> 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
> loudly, “There’s no toilet paper in here!”
>everdine …i love em[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]
best laugh Ive had in a while…especially no. 12
good on ya…keepim coming
kind regards,
George.“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
hahah, i love it, thx everdine [biggrin]
Cheers Matt
“If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.”
“Isn’t it time for a change?”
Everdine..starting 2mw i’ll do one each shopping trip..Hmmm i shop at action- instead of Code 3, ‘whats’ thier alarm code ??
REDWING
“Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”
Count The Currency With This Online Positive Cashflow CalculatorOh! I used to do number 12 all the time!!! It was so much fun!
Oh yeah to add to that list, in winter when all the trnech coats are out, put on a pair of shorts and a tank top and pretend flash people! It is hilarious!!
Success is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
I do number 12 at home when my wife back from work…scare the hell out of her.
Kind regards
Jet Dollars
[Retire Young, Retire Rich] [strum]
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