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    @geo
    Join Date: 2003
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    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

    The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
    The teacher asked a little boy:
    TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
    TOMMY: Yes.
    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
    TOMMY: Yes.
    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
    TEACHER: Did you see God?
    TOMMY: No.
    TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
    A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
    The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
    TOMMY: Yes.
    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
    TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
    TOMMY: Yessssss
    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
    TOMMY: Yes
    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
    TOMMY: No
    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

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    @melbear
    Join Date: 2003
    Post Count: 2,429

    Ha ha[biggrin]

    Kids, you gotta love them!

    Cheers
    Mel

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