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redwing
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May 16, 2004 - 3:16 am
Difficult words to say when you’re drunk:
Specificity
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
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Monopoly
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May 16, 2004 - 3:33 am
No officer, I’m not…..
intox….
intoxic….
drunk!!!!
[lmao][lmao]
WallFlower
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May 16, 2004 - 3:46 am
Geez, Redwing you must get into some pretty heavy conversations when you get dru…drun…rat arsed
[oneeyed]
woodsman
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May 16, 2004 - 7:22 am
I think some might even challenge the sober!
James
gatsby
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May 17, 2004 - 2:10 pm
I used to be a terrible drinker. I’d get so drunk I’d get into my car and get pulled over by the cops. I’d think that I’d made it to the next club so I’d get out and dance to the cops flashing lights. “Hey, what is this?, a LEATHER BAR?” I’m not into this sh%t. Geeze, you guys go all the way. Forget the handcuffs!” Today with all the problems with ecstasy, etc at night clubs, drugs seem to have changed the whole landscape on alcohol! Now if I’d ever get pulled over for being drunk the copper would probably
just say to his partner, “Get back in the car Barry, it’s just a drunk behind the wheel of an automobile. Sorry to bring your buzz down Gatsby”. Is life weird or what?
“CHEERS”,
Gatsby.
gatsby
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May 17, 2004 - 2:14 pm
P.S. I also went to a party last Saturday and had some guy’s smoking a joint telling me that alcohol is ‘just a crutch’?????????????? Go figure?
Gatsby.
gatsby
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May 17, 2004 - 2:23 pm
Re: drink driving. I actually went to court for parking 30cm away from the gutter!!! (no B.S.) I pleaded insanity. I then asked the judge for the time and when he told me I then replied ‘No further questions!’
Cheers,
Gatsby.
Myydral
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May 17, 2004 - 6:24 pm
Redwing, those words are hard enough sober!!
“Looking forward to the day when I can tell the boss where to go”
jancrows
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May 18, 2004 - 11:14 am
Gatsby & others
Im still trying to work out why we still do the “your Honour” thing ???
[angry2]
What are we honouring ???? in todays legal system of so called justice. OOOOOOOOoppps may be I should post this in opinionated !!![confused2]
Regards
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” Ralph Waldo Emerson
jancrows
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May 18, 2004 - 11:16 am
Forgot to mention were all as
Ssssssslober as a sludge !!!
[biggrin]
Regards
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” Ralph Waldo Emerson
Scremin
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May 18, 2004 - 12:50 pm
Ok here’ sone we’ve been doing at school for a giggle. Say “Plum buns” quickly four times…
The kids were literally rolling on the floor laughing doing that.
HAve fun!
Success is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
gatsby
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May 22, 2004 - 11:50 am
Dear jancrows,
That’s a bloody good point. Next time I have to go to court and I’m asked ‘How would I like to plea’, stuff the judge. I’ll just pled ‘Maybe?
Cheers,
Gatsby.
P.S. And to everyone on this original post, don’t forget that Oscar Wilde once said “Work is the curse of the drinking classes”.