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    Child Support

    >The following are all replies that British women have put on Child
    >Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details: These are
    >genuine excerts from the forms.
    >
    >01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
    >fatheredby Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child
    >B,but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
    >
    >02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
    >was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
    >can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
    >party if this helps.
    >
    >03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
    >conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected
    >sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
    >I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
    >Phone number? Thanks.
    >
    >04. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
    >drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
    >panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
    >he’s had it replaced.
    >
    >05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the
    >Pope confirming that my son’s conception was immaculate and that he is
    >Christ risen again.
    >
    >06.. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he informs me
    >that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
    >implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
    >right by the country. Please advise.
    >
    >07. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all squaddies
    >look the same to me. I can confirm that he wore a Royal Green Jacket.
    >
    >08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
    >him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
    >
    >09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
    >EuroDisney. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
    >
    >10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
    >remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
    >If I’d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
    >party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
    >
    >11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
    >all when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you
    >fart.

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    I like no. 11[biggrin]

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

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