This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.On the bar is a jar full of twenty dollar notes.His curiosity gets the better of him and he asks the barman what the jar full of money is for.
The barman replies that there is a challenge and that if you put $20 in the jar and can fulfill the conditions of the challenge then you get all the money.
So the guy asks what the challenge is.
First says the barman you have to KO big Phil at the end of the bar,then the publicans dog out on the verandah has a bad tooth so you have to extract the tooth and finally there is a very old lady on the top floor who hasnt had sex for years, you have to go up there and fix her up.
The guy thinks about this over a couple of beers and decides to give it a go.He puts his twenty dollars in the jar and races down the bar where he delivers a powerful blow to big Phil and knocks him out cold.He then races out to the verandah and proceeds with his challenge.
There is a hell of a commotion out on the verandah and then the guy comes running back into the bar sweat running of him and asks the barman
“Now where,s the old lady with the sore tooth”[biggrin]ooooohhhh[wacko][wacko][wacko]….that’s harsh….
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
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