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For every forum member that has endured teenagers or will do (good luck[ohno2])
LETTER TO A MOTHER [inlove]
A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and Tattoos
and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that mum, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams.
I’ve learned that marihuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we
may want. [ohno2]
In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed
to get better, he deserves it.
[upsidedown]
Don’t worry Mum, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren
Your daughter,
JudithPS: Mum, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that’s
in my desk drawer…I love you!
[thumbsupanim]
>Regards
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” Ralph Waldo Emerson
Very good, must try to remember that one.
‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’ [greedy]
love it Jan – keep em coming…
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”
Great one Jan
I can see the look on my motherinlaws face already>>>>
Pursefattener
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