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    A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

    “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really
    doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and is
    always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at
    least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office.
    You didn’t know I was farting because it doesn’t smell
    and is silent.”

    The doctor says,

    “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next
    week”.

    The next week the lady returns.

    “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you
    gave me, but now my farts, although still silent,
    stink terribly”.

    “Good,” the doctor said. “Now that we’ve cleared up
    your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

    ‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’ [greedy]

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    good one rugby – i like that…

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

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