This is funny…
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring back for you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!….
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?” Very good, thank you “
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?”
“What I asked for: the English girl?!”
“Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!”
“If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”