Hi Guys
Why it’s great to be a bloke.
1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A five-day trip requires only one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. we can make decisions without a support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We can get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
10. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
11. Three pairs of shoes are more than adequate.
12. We don’t have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
13. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
14. We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
15.Grey hair and wrinkles only add character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong frends.
18. Your pals will never trap you with “So, notice anything different.”
19. We are not expected to know names of more than five colours.
20. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
21. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
22. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
23. We don’t have to shave below the neck.
24. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
25. We can do our nails with a pocket knife.
26. Christmas shopping for 25 people can be accomplished on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.Regards
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