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    Hi Guys

    The Top Ten things a man shouldn’t say out loud in a lingerie shop:

    10. Does this come in children’s sizes?
    9. No thanks. Just sniffing.
    8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
    7. Mum ill love this.
    6. Oh the size doesn’t matter. She’s inflatible.
    5. No need to wrap it up. I’ll eat it here.
    4. Will you model this for me?
    3. The miracle what? This is better than world peace!
    2. $45? Yu’re just gonna end up naked anyway!.
    And the number one thing a man should never, ever say out loud in a lingerie shop:
    1 Oh. honey, you’ll never squeeze your arse into that!.

    Regards

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