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  • Profile photo of geogeo
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    As promised – from now on – you will get many many jokes to make you laugh.

    I first say to all to not be offended at any of the jokes but have a good laugh. Enjoy.

    Here is the first one of many.

    THE INDIAN MOM

    Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help
    but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
    curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
    met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.”

    About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

    “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote : Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar
    from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar.

    But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love,
    Kumar

    Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

    Dear Son,

    I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.

    Love,
    Mom.

    Lesson of the day …..
    Don’t Lie to Your Mother…

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

    Profile photo of milkmanjrmilkmanjr
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    Like it. Thats good.

    Thanks Geo!!

    J

    Profile photo of geogeo
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    do you wnat another…well…im tempted to send you all another joke…

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    George,

    Good to see to take up my position in Forum Frolic!…lol

    Thanks for the jokes and please keep them coming!

    If you keep doing what you did, you will side by side with soon…

    Hope to see you up there soon.

    Kind regards

    Chan Dollars
    [Retire Young, Retire Rich] [strum]

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    Geo,

    A great joke…. I forwarded it to my colleague next to me, who happens to be India….

    A great laugh…..

    KEEP EM COMING [biggrin]

    Cheers
    Scott

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    I shall indeed keep them coming – in about 10 minutes…

    “If You never never ask, you’ll never never know”

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