Why did the chicken cross the road?

> Subject: FW: Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> SAEED AL SAHAF – Iraqi Head of Information.
> The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
> not even have a chicken.
>
> GEORGE W BUSH
> We don’t care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
> the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for
> us
> or against us. There is no middle ground.
>
> COLIN POWELL
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road.
>
> TONY BLAIR
> I agree with George.
>
> HANS BLIX
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
>
> DR SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
> having their motives called into question.
>
> GRANDPA
> In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
> us
> the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>
> TRICIA
> Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
> experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its
> dream of crossing the road.
>
> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together – in peace.
>
> ARISTOTLE
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> KARL MARX
> It was an historic inevitability.
>
> RONALD REAGAN
> What chicken?
>
> SIGMUND FREUD
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
> reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> BILL GATES
> eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> important documents, and balance your checkbook – and internet explorer is
>
> an integral part of eChicken.
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON
> What is your definition of chicken?
>
> THE BIBLE
> And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
> CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was
> rejoicing.
>
> COLONEL SANDERS
> Did I miss one?
>
> HOMER SIMPSON
> Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

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