$1000!

> > Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the
> Australian
> > barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the
> course
> > of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her
> if
> > she wants to have s*x with him. Although she is attracted to him she
> says
> > no.
> > He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the
> world
> > and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy
> turns
> > up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night
> he
> > asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a
> penny
> > in for a pound – and it was fantastic the night before – so she agrees.
> > This goes on for 5 nights.
> > On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders
> a
> > beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and
> thinks
> > that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits
> next
> > to him.
> > She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne. “So am I ” she
>
> > says.
> > “What suburb in Melbourne?” “Glen Iris” he says. “That’s amazing she
> says,
> > “so am I – what street?”
> > “Cameo Street” he says.” “This is unbelievable” she says, “what number?”
>
> > He says “Number 20” and she is astonished. “You are not going to believe
>
> > this” she says, “I’m from number 22 and my parents still live there!”
> > “I know” he says “your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!”
> > He who drinks Australian – thinks Australian!

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