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  • Profile photo of Prop16Prop16
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    1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall
    out.
    2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do
    it very often.
    3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any
    more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural
    stupidity.
    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
    you’ve never tried before.
    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a
    glance.
    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that
    life is serious.
    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite
    government program.
    10. If you look like your passport picture, you
    probably need the trip.
    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
    of checks!
    12. Wherever you go, there you are.
    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal
    with it.
    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
    narrowness of the waist change places….
    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
    19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw
    away three weeks before you need it.
    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted
    on.
    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
    recognize a mistake when you make it again.
    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the
    ends.
    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
    24. Some one who thinks logically provides a nice
    contrast to the real world.
    25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    I like this one the most!

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    Warm Regards

    Chan Dollars
    [The bridge between where you are right now & where you want to be tomorrow is knowledge]

    Profile photo of Prop16Prop16
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    I assume you’ve to do the dishes yourself? [:)]
    (like me)[:(!]

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    reminds me off..”what do you do if your wife’s staggering around the back yard”??
    “Shoot her again”

    It’s ok, i’m at work.. i’m safe[:X]

    REDWING

    “Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Originally posted by Prop16:

    I assume you’ve to do the dishes yourself? [:)]
    (like me)[:(!]

    occasionally, but I still survive…lol

    Warm Regards

    Chan Dollars
    [The bridge between where you are right now & where you want to be tomorrow is knowledge]

    Profile photo of JetDollarsJetDollars
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    Originally posted by redwing:

    reminds me off..”what do you do if your wife’s staggering around the back yard”??
    “Shoot her again”

    It’s ok, i’m at work.. i’m safe[:X]

    REDWING

    “Money is a currency, like electricity and it requires momentum to make it Effective”

    I am at home and I keep looking back…lol.

    Warm Regards

    Chan Dollars
    [The bridge between where you are right now & where you want to be tomorrow is knowledge]

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