Not wot u think

Sorry..bit messy, but funny..and not wot u think.

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students.
> > The
> > > >teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered,
“I’m too
> > smart
> > > >for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m
smarter
> than
> > > >she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”
> > > > The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s
office.
> > > >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the
> > > >principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher
he
> would
> > > >give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions
he
> > was
> > > >to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Harry
was
> > > >Brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to
> take
> > > >the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
> > > > Harry: “9” Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Harry: “36”
> > > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-
> > > >grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells
her,
“I
> > > >think Harry can go to the third-grade. “The teacher says to the
> > principal,
> > > >”Let me ask him some questions?” The principal and Harry both
agree.
> > > >Teacher: “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry:
> > > >”Legs” Teacher: “What is in your pants that you have but I do
not
> have?”
> > > >(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry:
> > > >”Pockets” Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry:
> > > >”Pants”
> > > > Teacher: What’s starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy,
oval,
> > > >delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?” (The
principal’s
eyes
> > open
> > > >really wide
> > > > and before he could stop the answer…) Harry: “Coconut”
Teacher:
> > > >”What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”
Harry:
> > > >”Bubblegum”
> > > > Teacher: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting
> down
> > > >and a dog does on three legs?” (The principal’s eyes open really
wide
> and
> > > >before he could stop the answer…) Harry: “Shake hands”
Teacher:
“Now
> I
> > > >will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?” Harry: “Yup”
> Teacher:
> > > >”You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get
> wet
> > > >before you do” Harry: “Tent” Teacher: “A finger goes in me. You
fiddle
> > with
> > > >me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first”
(Principal
was
> > > >looking restless and a bit tense) Harry: “Wedding Ring”
> > > > Teacher: “I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip.
When
> you
> > > >blow me, you feel good” Harry: “Nose” Teacher: “I have a stiff
shaft.
My
tip penetrates. I come with a quiver” Harry: “Arrow”
Teacher: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that
means
a
lot of excitement?” Harry: “Fire truck”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher,
“Put
his
ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself

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