GENDER

WHAT GENDER IS IT?

If you’re like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.

For example…

Ziploc Bags — Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them

Copier — Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It’s
an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed

Tire — Male, because it goes bald and often it’s over inflated

Hot Air Balloon — Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it… and, of course, there’s
the hot air part

Sponges — Female, because they’re soft and squeezable and retain water

Web Page — Female, because it’s always getting hit on

Subway — Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

Hourglass — Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammer — Male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around

Remote Control — Female . . .. Ha! You thought it’d be male. But consider — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost
without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

REDWING

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