An 80 year old named Red Buttons explained on a TV show hat 80 was not old. He said:
1. Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot
2. Old is when the porn you bing home is Debby Does Dialysis.
3. Old is when your doctor doesn’t give you X-rays any more but just holds you up to the light.
4. Old is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.
5 Old is when you remember the Dead Sea was just sick.
6. Old is when your wife says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love” and you reply, “Honey, I can’t do both.”