Stupid or What?

I am not sure I have post this before, but if I did just have a read one more time, here it is:
>.In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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>.On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
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>.On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
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>.On a bar of Palmolive soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be how???….)
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>.On some frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).
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>.On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
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>.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” (.and you thought????…)
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>.On packaging for a K-Mart iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more time?)
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>.On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:”Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
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>.On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and…I’m taking this because???….)
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>.On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to…what?)
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>.On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
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>.On Nobby’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash!)
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>.On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat.nuts.” (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)

>.I don’t blame the company.> I blame the parents for this one: On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
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>.On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
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>.Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)…in other words send it to everyone.

Warm Regards

ChanDollars
[Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]