All Topics / Forum Frolic / Mis-Communication!
> >> > > > > > > It’s all about making love through the courtesy of a
> candle!
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > A young husband comes home one night, and his wife
> >> > > > > > > throws her arms around his neck: “Darling, I have
> >> > > > > > > great news: I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going
> >> > > > > > > to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but
> >> > > > > > > until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > The next day, a guy from the electric company rings
> >> > > > > > > the door-bell, because the young couple hasn’t paid
> >> > > > > > > their last bill: “Are you Mrs. Smith? You’re a month
> >> > > > > > > overdue, you know!”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the man from
> >> > > > > > > the electric company.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “What are you saying? It’s in your files?????”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “Absolutely.”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight.”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
> >> > > > > > > he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company
> >> > > > > > > offices the first thing the next morning.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “What’s going on here? You have it on file that my
> >> > > > > > > wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
> >> > > > > > > yours?” the husband shouts.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “Just calm down,” says the clerk, “it’s nothing
> >> > > > > > > serious. All you have to do is pay us.”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “PAY you? and if I refuse?”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to
> >> > > > > > > cut yours off.”
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “And what would my wife do then?” the husband asks.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > “I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.”Warm Regards
ChanDollars
[Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedom]Hi Chan$,
Good one, rofl… [^]
Cheers,
sisHey, it’s interesting
Julian
THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!
You must be logged in to reply to this topic. If you don't have an account, you can register here.