10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try
again.3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the “XYZ” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also Spit in it.5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…
Stupid Question:- Kid, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s
just
the money.7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle ……..it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!Cheers
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PropertyGuRu
I want to be billionaire! [] How many of those have you used?
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bluecatDo today what you want to do tomorrow
So my guess Guru, after reading 1 and 10 is your probably single and plan to be for a while?[:p][:p][:p]
‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’
Originally posted by Rugbyfan:So my guess Guru, after reading 1 and 10 is your probably single and plan to be for a while?[:p][:p][:p]
‘Eat rich food, barbeque a yuppie’
right guess about single Rugbyfan! but there is no plan for anything [
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PropertyGuRu
I want to be billionaire! [] really?
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bluecat
Do today what you want to do tomorrow
really?
[:p]
bluecat
Do today what you want to do tomorrow
Hi Guys,
Maybe its time to pull out the thread Dating Service [:o)]
Cheers,
sisMore stupid responses to stupid questions or statements you can try;
Sombody calls out your name… you reply and ….
Q; Where are you?
A; Here! (well where else could you be?)Somebody holds out a $50 note and asks…
Q; Can you change this?
A; Yes I can… (then you take their $50 and give them a single $5 note!)You’ve been standing in a bank queue for 28 minutes when you finally get to the teller who says (rather robotically)…
…”Sorry about the wait sir”
Respond… “Me too, but I’m trying to loose some in time for summer”Somebody kindly says…. “Gee you’re looking well”
Respond; “Thanks, but do I normally look pretty sick?”But the all time dummest question I get asked at least 2 – 3 times a week is this….
Q; “What was your name sir?”
A; “When?”
You see I wonder where they got the impression I’d ever changed it!
Be warned, this response usually results in a few moments of akward silence until the penny drops and they ask you a better question. Indeed it is a bit of childish fun but watch how easily it throws even the best telemarketer off their prized script! [}
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