> … Why its great to be a guy . . .
> Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
> Your last name stays put.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> You can be president.
> You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
> You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
> Same work… more pay.
> Wrinkles add character
> You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
> adjustments.
> Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
> Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So, notice
> anything different?”
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> Movie nudity is virtually always female.
> All your orgasms are real.
> You don’t have to shave below your neck.
> One mood, all the time.
> Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.Warm Regards
ChanDollars
[Keep going, you’re on your way to financial freedoom]
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