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Hi Guys

Big Corporate Companies need to be careful how there advertising words are used.

Corporate Condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike Condoms: Just do it
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Optus Condoms: Yes!
KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin’ Good
M&M’s Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop
Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit
Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum – (available in Tasmania only)
Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now
Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it…. Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek -(target gay market)
Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy
The following brands would probably not sell very well…..
Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
AFL Condoms: I’d Like to See That
Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year….
Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hit you
TAC Condoms: Speed kills
Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts
Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face
Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We’ll save you

Regards