Inner peace

Just to put a smile on your dial or a quick distraction from property [}]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
By following the simple advice I read in an article,
I have finally found
inner peace……..the article read:

“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve
started.”
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn’t
finished….and before coming to work this morning I have finished off
a
bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my
Prozac,
some valium, a small box of
chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a
large
reefer and some cheese…………………….

You have no idea how ****ing good I feel….

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.
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Chinese sick leave
I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, “Hey,boss I not come work
today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
I not come work.”

The boss says,”You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung

Chow calls again:”Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house.”
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“The man that thinks at 5o as he did when he was 20 has wasted 30 years of his life”