I am your fairy godmother…*produces her wand in a flurry of excitement* and Im giving you all THREE wishes. (no you can not wish for more wishes LOL)
So….tell me my precious ones….in this world of fantasy and lustful longings….what is it your little hearts desires most? *waving wand around frantically while trying to look good in a sequinned bikini and fairy wings*
mine are *thinking hard*
1. Fat free chocolate that tastes like REAL chocolate
2. World peace and nakedness
3. Enough money to open up a wild life retreat, so we could adopt mistreated animals (with a special area to house big cats in a habitat as natural to them as possible)
You sound like my youngest daughter. Forget your number 1 wish and work harder with your wand for your nos. 2 & 3.
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Huey
PS: My daughter used to love chocolate. Once she made for me a bar of chocolate for Mothers’ day. She couldn’t resist so by the time I unwrapped her present it was only a small piece left. Her eyes still couldn’t move away from it. As soon as I said “You can have it” she put it in her mouth & it’s gone within a few seconds. Now she prints on her guitar cover : “say NO to COCOA. I oppose slavery” and she gave up her favorite food!
I like your wish No 3 the best. However I would change it slightly and instead of having a sanctuary for animals I would have it for politicians instead.
1) a refuge for Polar Bear (singular) with scantily clad, nubile young nymphs to cater to my whims
2) To finish what I start
3) Health/Happiness for family,friends & forumites
Arty, that would have to be a pack of Tim Tams that has NO fat content!!
1. Tall, handsome, friendly, fit guy who knows how to have fun.
2. Enough passive income to do whatever I want.
3. Family and friends who can join me in No 2.