My Simon (2years on the 4.11.03) grabs hold of both my legs from behind and sticks his head between, so I can’t walk and If I try to twist and pick him up he runs through my legs. Sometimes he bites [}] (usually before he runs through my legs). That’s very embarrassing [], not to mention very sore, but I can’t rub it better without…[Read more]
Does everyone get a local newspaper with the local property guide in it?
Anyway…
I’m not sure if everyone can get a copy of it, because in some areas it gets delieverd, seperate to your local paper, but it’s called Melbourne Weekly Magazine.
The link (which I’ll post at the ‘useful links’ post aswell) is…[Read more]
Sometimes the written word on computer is often misunderstood or ‘read’ incorrectly, purely because it doesn’t have the ‘voice’ or intonation behind it. So it’s easy not to understand what is a joke or what is meant as a joke.
Anyway, you can join my group, because I find it hard to get some jokes too! []
Arty’s cool, you can trust him…[Read more]
I think what Billfromoz, said about the horse is getting to the crux of the matter.
When you ‘hurt’ bad enough, you’re motivated to change the way things are, into what they can be. Or let’s put an ambitious spin on things… If you are ‘thirsty’ enough,,,you WILL look for water. It’s the inbuilt survival chip.
In MY opinion, Steve’s…[Read more]
Without hopping into a domestic here [] Might I just add that practising is free and incurs no stamp duty, requires no renovation (both of the female body and/or the extra bungalow) and, I can’t believe I’m saying this, being a Midwife and all, but it’s also a cheaper to get a rat! (Hope your with me on this Pinky! [])
I think they were having a joke on you. Poor thing! I hope you keep a sense of humour about it.
My Malay-Chinese friends had one hell of a time learning English. I used to edit some of my friends ESL essays and “Fracturation” = “Fraction” (maths reference). I used to get asked “What’s Oki-Doki animal?”.
Ahh…those where the good ole…[Read more]
I reckon it relates to the ‘Ego’. I think the majority of children know that mum and dad love them, and if they do something naughty, that’s okay, because mum and dad still love me.
Almost like falling off a tightrope, knowing there is a big air filled mattress to break the fall.
Alas, with strangers, they do things to gain approval and…[Read more]
Leigh… All WOMEN are very special and talented ladies [], but I thank you for your kind words []. I think the feeling is mutual [8D] You are doing a wonderful job too!
Hugs XOXOX
Sooshie []
When a problem is created the solution is created simultaneously
I see emoticons as my way of ‘artistically’ dressing up my post. I love colours and also trying to express myself, so anything I can use at my disposal to help me achieve that goal…[] the rest is history.
Cheerio
Sooshie [8D]
When a problem is created the solution is created simultaneously
I won’t mention the details…especially not so close to dinner time, but when I was working at MMC as a Recovery nurse…
Scene…
Post surgery for elderly gent with gastric- bowel obstruction. I was there when it happened and as a post-graduate nurse (only 3 months out of Uni) they…[Read more]
LOL!!!
It’s easy peasy getting someone elses child to bed, in fact when I was in one of the various mother-and-baby units, whilst all the mothercraft nurses were TRYING to get my boys to bed, I went and helped the other mothers. By the time they got my 2 off to bed, I’d settled nearly half of the babies in the Queen Elizabeth…[Read more]
LOL!!! All of a sudden Pinky has gone quiet []
As a midwife I always negatively gear my babies. I always have to give them back at the end of the shift. Now, this ensures the parents get all the capital growth, plus depreciation of ALL household items. Works out well for me, and most parents must fair pretty well out of the deal,…[Read more]
I forgot to tell you what my dad likes to eat…
how about a sweetmilk (condensed milk) with peanut butter and sardines sandwich. I’ll never forget when I ended up with his lunch in my lunchbox by accident. I was sick for a week.
Cheers
Sooshie []
When a problem is created the solution is created simultaneously
Thanks Steve for that perspective []
I think the forum should be very pleased I’m not running for parliament………………. YET!!! [][:0)][:0)][:0)]
Although I can think of worse things to do than to keep a office seat nice and warm until I can walk away with a golden handshake and for the rest of my life think I’m Goldfinger!…[Read more]