Did you get this one also Bronwen…
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year
phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”.
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with
“z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords containing “ou”
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Very Quick to Notice Mel! yes last one people said not the right word and you guys making fun of it so I changed it.Now you can make fun with this name! [][]
Why don’t you call in the army of naked slaves to do the packing while Pinky drools…ahem directs traffic. I’m sure a few guys in the forum will volunteer there services
Yes you are right Mel I was trying to say same.. yes every one want to work but not as a job where you don’t like working etc.. My job is not bad but I don’t feel i am really doing anything.. I can enjoy relax life with my job but it’s just boring…..
but I feel I am better than some other people working there because they all have plan for working there or some where else ( for some extra money or POST) for rest of their life and most of them think it’s not possible to stop working etc.. []
leave since january WOW! you are doing very well hope you don’t have to go back to job! I have also new Boss and sort of supervisor but they don’t know what they do so it’s not that bad! []but I want to go on holiday also for 10-20 years! [8D]
Hi SIS,
Some one asked this question before. May be you can search and find that topic. Mortgage choice charges 35k for their franchise biz. But people advised in the forum to start by working with other Mortgage broker and then you could start working your self. Hope some mortgage brokers will reply on this post soon.