Amazing use of English

Can the readers of The Tribune imagine that a word in the English language can be used in a sentence as many as five times consecutively? Amazing! Isn’t it? Yes, of course. Now please read on.

I quote here two sentences which are based on two letters published in a popular weekly during the time when Pt Jawaharlal Nehru w…[Read more]

Muppet and Arty…..

• Muppet was amazed to find Arty playing chess with his dog. Muppet watched the game in astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” Muppet exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” Arty replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”.

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• Q: Why do Farts stink?
A: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

• Q: Why do men pass gas more than women do?
A: Because women would not shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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[]Hey Westan,
this late you are thinking about Santa so you must be in category 1.
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What about this category..

5. Who is santa?

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Better than Australian Idol:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/06/1068013295878.html

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Another one..

(Definitions: “westie” – someone living in the poorer areas of western
Sydney, usually, loudmouthed and ignorant, & keep their homes looking like
junkyards. “centrelink” – social welfare office).

A single westie mum goes to centrelink to register for child benefits. “How
many children?” asks the centrelink officer.

“10”, she…[Read more]

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the…[Read more]

Can’t wait to be Newbie again and ask who is Pinky? and why she got so many rats? Why muppet is muppet? and yes Who is Steve?[:0)][:0)]

all losers can make a group and sing together… []

Being Undercover Moderator No one can Delete my post []

How many total rats you got Arty now?

Congratulations Pinky []

I am undercover moderator so be careful! [][]

quote:A healthly family

Yes So food in fridge is not important! [][]

Welcome bank Arty!

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I won! []

quote:Not massive, but keeps the place tidier, a sign on letterbox…

………….No Junk Mail……………………

If I am Tenant I need this sign Junk Mail Welcome. []

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Hi Muppet,

How are you? I am here but alone so not much fun []. on sunday not a single post on the forum fun except mine. []

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Don’t forget to read dolf de roos Real esate Riches.

Cheers

Thanks a lot MJK,

Cheers

Hi MJK,

Can you please tell me about your buyers agent.

Cheers

New ad for telstra where guy start dancing infront of video camera is also very cool.

BTW not a single post on forum fun full day today..

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