Hi Guys

And these ones.

Supposed Actual Newspaper Headlines

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 in ’84
War Dims Hopes for Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Old School Pillars Are Replaced by Alumni
Bank Drive-In Window Blocked by Board
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

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Hi Westan

All Blacks 54 Wallabies 12.

Roll on England.

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Hi Min

More info please!

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Hi Cookie

Please read posting 9 up and you can get an instant download from the www listed.

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Hi Leigh

Yes I did notice that.
Congratulations.

Still can’t find any on this side of the Tasman.

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Hi Caroline

Welcome to the forum.

Now NZ has a lot of houses under $100k and quite alot of forumites have already purchased here. Try searching thru previous postings on NZ.

But with your interest rates starting to go up you may have more success near where you live.

Westpac raised their fixed interest rates here yesterday and I expect all the other banks to raise their rates next week.

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Hi Guys

Thank god I’ve got an accountant to do all the maths for me.

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Hi Poltergeist

Gee you get some very interesting junk mail. Mine keep trying to enlarge my whatsit. And when I can find it they want to sell me some viagra.

However today I had one that told me I had a virus – W32.Mimail.E@mm. When I found the cure for it, that told me that I didn’t have it anyway.

So Poltergeist old friend keep them interesting emails coming. I put them in my school’s newsletter for the parents to read.

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Hi Guys
For you reno wannabes there might be some interesting info on this site.

http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au

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