What do you call a three-legged Donkey?
A Wonkey Donkey.

What do you call a three-legged Donkey with only one eye?
A Winkey Wonkey Donkey.

What do you call a three-legged Donkey with only one eye that’s playing the piano?
A honky-tonky winkey wonkey Donkey.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean shaking?

A nervous wreck.

Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down?

Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

Hi,

Just an update.

We have dispatched the ’85 Mitsubishi Colt (good little car) and replaced it with a ’93 (G200) Daihatsu Charade. So, that means:

’97 Falcon Sapphire 8-seat wagon
’03 Mitsubish Mirage
’93 Daihatsu Charade.

Remember: Dogs have masters – cats have staff . . .

Luv to yous all

Grahame

Reply to Brahms and anyone else!

Girl 24

Girl 22

Girl 20

Boy 17

Girl 13

All still living at home. Eldest 2 have own cars (’03 Mitsubishi Lancer and ’05 Holden Barina)

I thank God they are all wonderful Kids.

Regards to all,

Grahame

Hi,

Big family here!

Wife, myself, and 5 kids (all boys except four!)

’97 Falcon Sapphire wagon with extra seat making it an 8 seater. Fabulous for holidays etc.

’03 Mitsubishi Mirage.

’84 Mitsubishi Colt.

Greetings from Newcastle, NSW.

Regards,

Grahame