A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the
>> > > plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny
>> > > and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights
>> > > will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
>> > > your fellow passenger.”
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >>
>> > > Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
>>and
>> > > said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
>> > > > > >>
>> > > Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about
>> > > nuclear power?”
>> > > > > >>
>> > > OK,” said Little Johnny. “That could be an
>> > > interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
>> > > first. “A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
>> > > The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
>> > > while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
>> > > produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
>> > > that is?”
>> > > > > >>
>> > > Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.”
>> > > > > >>
>> > > Well, then,” said Little Johnny, “How is it that you
>> > > feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t
>> > > know shit?